Saturday, January 21, 2012

Pickin Up Some Stiches

If you want to pick up some knitters in a singles knitting bar I have come up with some pick up lines that are sure to get there attention.

1. Nice set of DPN's!
2. I bet your prefer it continental style?
3. Can I help you cast that off?
4. You should see my swift!
5. Try to guess what my gage is?
6. I'll count your rows if you count mine?
7. Want to see my stash, it's huge!


  1. You could get all PA Dutchy and say, "What for are you making with that yarn?"

  2. Thats like walking into your store and asking "Do you have heart band yarn?" heheheheheheheheheheehehehe I am sutch a yarn snob!